Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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