Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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