that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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