Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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