There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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