I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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