Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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