We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
