Your favorite bartender is back from prision
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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