her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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