Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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