remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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