white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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