i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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