16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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