Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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