Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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