:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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