Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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