If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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