you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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