the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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