I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Did I show you my penis last night?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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