If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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