So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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