i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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