I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Shame is for Republicans.
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