Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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