You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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