that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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