I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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