You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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