clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
bring money and cleavage
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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