Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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