ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
