Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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