I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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