when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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