She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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