Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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