Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So apparently I’m into choking now
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