your room smells of hookers.
And success
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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