just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
love makes seman taste better
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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