I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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