i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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