I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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