i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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