Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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