So drunk, too bad you don't want this
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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