Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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