Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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