Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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