It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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